<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> resembles a magnesium cephalopod!</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> ✨ f o r b i d d e n ✨ g u m ✨</p>

<p>Vending machine from the Osaka subway labeled &quot;FEED ME ORANGE&quot; which has a bunch of whole oranges on a hopper and when you pay it pulls one, squeezes the juice out of it, and serves you just-made fresh orange juice</p>

<p>Public service announcement on the Osaka subway admonishing you NOT to have meet-cutes on the subway!! You could damage your vintage 2007 flip phone!!!</p>

<p>Public service poster on the Osaka subway admonishing the reader not to play Pokemon Go at situationally inappropriate times</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.translunar.academy/users/winter" class="u-url mention">@<span>winter</span></a></span> it&#39;s informal but i&#39;ve done my best to do as much skill transfer as possible</p>

<p>Finally. ffmpreg</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://octodon.social/@wohali" class="u-url mention">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@graydon" class="u-url mention">@<span>graydon</span></a></span> oh hey! this regularly happens in... two or three of mine</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.translunar.academy/users/winter" class="u-url mention">@<span>winter</span></a></span> already on it tbh</p>