<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@buzzyrobin" class="u-url mention">@<span>buzzyrobin</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@jacqueline" class="u-url mention">@<span>jacqueline</span></a></span> imagine thinking quantum computers were cool instead of like, a growth within one of the most toxic cesspools physics has produced</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@jacqueline" class="u-url mention">@<span>jacqueline</span></a></span> (i am sarcastically @-ing 2014 me)</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@jacqueline" class="u-url mention">@<span>jacqueline</span></a></span> no, you see, having the haskell job is rare and payment enough,</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@AlgoCompSynth" class="u-url mention">@<span>AlgoCompSynth</span></a></span> well, worst case i die, but hopefully in a fun way</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> You trust a billionaire? Who are you and what have you done with Whitequark?</p><p>😉</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@jacqueline" class="u-url mention">@<span>jacqueline</span></a></span> im not really there to be paid though</p>

<p>nudging the rust/haskell girlies and whispering &quot;hey u know we get paid the same if we do a bad job right?&quot;</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> Why do I own a golden champagne glass containing moss and a bunch of vials? I suppose it’s art. Seems like I won the challenge - where do I send the account details? 🤭</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> I could probably call off sick to work if I drank the toxin, so really it&#39;s a win-win.</p>