<p>The thin voice on the other end of the line croaked, with the slightest bit of amusement, “oh dearie I’m sorry there’s nothing we can do. It seems the account number was off by one. You’ve been paying down someone else’s student loan.”</p>

<p>I moved into a new place recently. Everything seemed fine until I met the landlord. His dry, cracked lips curled into a devilish grin as he said “please pay your rent BY CHECK”</p>

<p>On a cold October day IKEA announced it will STOP SELLING BOOKSHELVES 👻</p>

<p>An unmarked letter arrived and all it said was “your mother has posted a picture of you on Facebook”</p>

love is not dead unless you think it is even if love is dead for so many people, even if the relationships around you are garbage, even if you’re surrounded by hookup culture, love is not dead as long as you keep it alive you will never be the only one who believes in love

@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @eal@post.ebin.club we are blessed :mario:

<p>She woke up from a restful sleep and a spooooooky voice said “YOU HAVE ONE NEW VOICEMAIL”</p>

<p>Millennial Spooky Stories:</p><p>One night I got a call, and my phone wasn’t on silent!</p>

@eal@post.ebin.club bless you