<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> Ding DING ding [event starting in 10 minutes]</p>

<p>chat do you think i have work issues (as in &#39;mommy issues&#39;)</p>

<p>i had a nap and dreamt about a google calendar event</p><p>0/10 cannot recommend</p>

eal is much better at nihongo than me but of course i get the japanese menu and he gets the gaijin eigo menu

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://functional.cafe/@haskman" class="u-url mention">@<span>haskman</span></a></span> 100% ties to Java for marketing are no longer relevant.</p>

<p>Instead of trying to wrest control of the <a href="https://functional.cafe/tags/Javascript" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Javascript</span></a> trademark from <a href="https://functional.cafe/tags/Oracle" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Oracle</span></a>, just rename Javascript to <a href="https://functional.cafe/tags/Weblang" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Weblang</span></a>.</p><p>Because that&#39;s what it is anyways</p>

@sandycorzeta@misskey.id @koakuma@uwu.social anjing rame banget

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@sofia" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>sofia</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://438punk.house/@xyhhx" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>xyhhx</span></a></span> no, it just sounds bad to me. 😀</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@toastal" class="u-url mention">@<span>toastal</span></a></span> Sadly, no. I live in the servers of NeoChat users who don&#39;t have them either :P</p>