<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> Best I could do is a DOS virus that I wrote about 1½ years ago which infects .COM files in the current directory and clobbers the contents of the BIOS keyboard buffer every few keystrokes. Windows Defender started detecting it halfway through development.</p>

<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <a href="https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows11" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">microsoft.com/en-us/software-d</span><span class="invisible">ownload/windows11</span></a></p>

<p>Do you ever like feel super crappy so you&#39;re like &quot;ugh I won&#39;t be able to enjoy anything right now, I better not try to do anything I enjoy, might as well do something that feels miserable right now to get it out of the way&quot;</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://unstable.systems/@demize" class="u-url mention">@<span>demize</span></a></span> but you *could*!</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> some malware</p>

<p>hey, can you send me some malware? it&#39;s for reasons</p>

<p>💭 nyanner is the ICAO standard pronounciation of nyan</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ioc.exchange/@azonenberg" class="u-url mention">@<span>azonenberg</span></a></span> <br />It&#39;s a celebration of the True Spirit of Thanksgiving, which is to say, the Commercial Spirit.<br />If that isn&#39;t black enough, ...</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@wren6991" class="u-url mention">@<span>wren6991</span></a></span> pssst, wanna write some Amaranth?</p>