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<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> looks like everyone noped out of having a coup, so expect some very festive protest marches.</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> yikes!</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> haha, excellent... 😭</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ruhr.social/@kiview" class="u-url mention">@<span>kiview</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mene" class="u-url mention">@<span>mene</span></a></span> Check this out</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> !!!</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Gte" class="u-url mention">@<span>Gte</span></a></span> My reading of history is *aieeeee*.</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> I don&#39;t know what you&#39;re talking about. This is fantastic. Definitely also name all my variables pippo and tizio</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> This has to be the only lost-passport travel story that ends with the destination country declaring martial law.</p>
<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> oh my gawd. I have a visceral urge to smash something.</p>