<p>you will enter a password in a signup form only to find out that it has secret extra rules that it didn&#39;t tell you about</p>

<p>I will have to explain the subtleties of NIST SP 800-88 rev.1 to people a dozen times while they attempt a 35-pass Guttman wipe on an SSD.</p><p>(also I will explain that physical destruction is negligently wasteful in the vast majority of threat models for the 28472th time)</p>

<p>fuckers will still make you cycle passwords despite it being advised against for years now</p>

<p>you will hear a phrase such as &quot;zero trust AI&quot; in a professional context and wonder what foul trickster demon you crossed to have ended up here</p>

<p>you will sign into your Single Sign On 1460 times this year</p>

<p>having patched all the ../ bugs, security appliances will be found to have even more laughably trivial bugs in other vulnerability classes from the 1990s</p>

<p>someone will intentionally burn down a datacenter</p>

<p>jonathandata will return to the fray (either him or nicky lemon)</p>

<p>3 billion devices will, regrettably, continue to run Java</p>