<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@arturo182" class="u-url mention">@<span>arturo182</span></a></span> I finish the other 270% and ship it and then I have to maintain it forever</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@ChuckMcManis" class="u-url mention">@<span>ChuckMcManis</span></a></span> oh yeah, in seriousness I spent a while going through it</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@gsuberland" class="u-url mention">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> Oh absolutely. And they all deserve bad things. But that specific story, with the license plate with the name of the gang on it, came out of Russia... but I can&#39;t quite remember.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@violenteastcoastcity" class="u-url mention">@<span>violenteastcoastcity</span></a></span> they&#39;re all pretty lacking in the impulse control department tbh, regardless of nationality</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@gsuberland" class="u-url mention">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> This smells Russian.</p>

<p>a ransomware gang member will get caught because he went from working in a meat packing factory to buying a $700,000 chrome-plated sports car in the space of a week and then bought a custom license plate with the gang name on it and posted pictures on instagram</p>

<p>a &quot;major APT&quot; will turn out to be three teenagers.</p>

<p>everyone will get super hyped about a huge cred dump and it&#39;ll turn out 98% were already in HIBP</p>

<p>someone will find a serious hardware side channel vulnerability that can be used to leak data from other tenants running on the same system and a grand total of zero threat actors will actually bother to exploit it</p>