<p>it feels really nice when someone asks you to make changes to your life out of their own unconceited self-interest</p>

<p>This is my favorite picture I got on the Eiffel Tower. Notice how you can’t tell I’m on the Eiffel Tower. But the sun …</p>

<p>I found one</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@bhaktishh" class="u-url mention">@<span>bhaktishh</span></a></span> sick</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@pigworker" class="u-url mention">@<span>pigworker</span></a></span> I couldn’t find one I liked enough but this is from when I was like 17 lmao</p>

<p>I need a new profile picture</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mathstodon.xyz/@markusde" class="u-url mention">@<span>markusde</span></a></span> like Monday I was doing a calf raise pr, failed, almost broke my back, and ripped ass all in the span of 5 seconds it was mortifying</p>

<p>This should be cosmically embarrassing but the part of me that feels shame died a long time ago</p>

<p>SETUP: Benching to failure, rolling out from under the bar</p><p>PUNCHLINE: Squeezing out a toot like I&#39;m a tube of stinky toothpaste</p>