@Moon@shitposter.club @lain@lain.com it really is the lowest layer of hell but i am willing to degrade myself even further at this point for an internship. im so desparate

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit" class="u-url mention">@<span>danirabbit</span></a></span> you starting an onlyfans?</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@dabeaz" class="u-url mention">@<span>dabeaz</span></a></span> Soylent green, now with teeth?</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Popehat" class="u-url mention">@<span>Popehat</span></a></span> disappointing, but ok. As long as it&#39;s not Twitter.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit" class="u-url mention">@<span>danirabbit</span></a></span> found family can include rectal-camera--friendly immigrant grandparents!</p><p>*insert bevy of clapping hands emojis in between all the words above as desired*</p>

<p>[on my way to SF to have a couple dudes stick a camera up my butt]</p><p>Not sure this is what my great grandparents were thinking when they came to this country to give us a better life</p>

@lain@lain.com @nosleep@bae.st linkedin is the best place to troll for the 15 minutes you last before a moderator deletes your account. they know they're running a dodo island there

@tiskaan@layer02.net @nozaki@mugicha.club @Moon@shitposter.club @genmaicha@stereophonic.space Oh yes Mongolia too, somehow I completely forgot about them.

@allison@hidamari.apartments @nozaki@mugicha.club @Moon@shitposter.club @genmaicha@stereophonic.space the countercultural christian thing is in mongolia is to be a christian (btw its a buddhist coubtry)