<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> putting &quot;open&quot; in their own scare quotes really is a look</p>

<p>i love it when &quot;vendors&quot; define &quot;open&quot; in &quot;creative&quot; ways</p>

<p>I am still reeling from the HotOS rejections so I decided to do some stats analysis of my submissions over the entire duration of my career (grouped by conference ofc):</p><p>Here is the format:</p><p>Conference: (<a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/submissions" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>submissions</span></a>)-(# acceptances)-(# revisions)-(<a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/rejections" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>rejections</span></a>)</p><p>SOSP: 2-1-0-1<br />NSDI: 3-1-1-1<br />OSDI: 0-0-0-0<br />SoCC: 4-1-0-3<br />GRADES/NDA: 1-1-0-0<br />VLDB: 1-0-0-1<br />HotOS: 3-0-0-3<br />HotCarbon: 1-1-0-0<br />HotCloud: 1-0-0-1<br />AIOps: 2-2-0-0<br />QuantumOS:1-0-0-1<br />Computing Surveys: 1-0-0-1<br />JSys: 1-0-0-1<br />PDMCS: 1-0-0-1 (Not enough submissions so paper returned/rejected)</p><p>Total: 22-7-1-14</p><p>&gt;60% rejection rate in the last 6 years! I wonder how far this will fall in the coming years....</p>

<p>im gay, for girlthings</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> yeah honestly im spooked about what comes next but goddamn its refreshing to have smzh conclusive manifest</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://floofy.tech/@qualia" class="u-url mention">@<span>qualia</span></a></span> oh no. oh no</p><p>congrats on evidence, i think?</p>

<p>dam my calprotectin's apparently poopin off</p><p>my ass might have actually had crohn's or ulcerative colitis for zhe last idk decade</p><p>YAY POSITIVE RESULTS I GUESS</p>

<p>im at zhe gastroentomologist rn</p><p>i am mentally juxtaposing zhe bristol stool chart and zhe "zhree feet splash zone" notice signs in my mind's eye</p>

<p>meows disgustingly</p>