@mer@shrine.moe i want to feed a stray cat to the teller machine

was paying at a uniqlo self-checkout machine and as soon as I touched my card (kazakhstan bank) it switched to russian and issued my card payment receipt in it. pretty cool

@vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch I want to have autistic conversations with friends about who personalized their profile in the most tasteful way and to have a great self care routine at home and to listen to cool tunes at work on my walkman

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> ah yes, why build electrical safety in the device when we can have the vendors sign a contract instead? 🤷‍♂️</p>

If you are really into american psycho have you cosidered that maybe you're not a sigma grindpilled hustler but maybe you just wanna be a himbo?

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> mini flashbangs!</p>

Still no static reflection 💀

@naaksit@fedi.layer02.net @kaia@brotka.st imagine if indonesians were real indonesian boys..

@pi55d@yourwalls.today https://www.open-std.org/jtc1/sc22/wg21/docs/papers/2024/p2573r2.html