<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.noyu.me/@hikari" class="u-url mention">@<span>hikari</span></a></span> a propos. <a href="https://toot.si/@adelinawrites/114227907356876698" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">toot.si/@adelinawrites/1142279</span><span class="invisible">07356876698</span></a></p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hci.social/@chrisamaphone" class="u-url mention">@<span>chrisamaphone</span></a></span> i think the highest i&#39;ve ever spent (in one go) on a single shitpost was like 8 hours of reading?</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.noyu.me/@hikari" class="u-url mention">@<span>hikari</span></a></span> i&#39;ve done it so much back before, it&#39;s core to some parts of our existence</p><p>not really having an equivalent in the place in the UK where we currently live sure hurts</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> oh I feel seen with this one</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.noyu.me/@hikari" class="u-url mention">@<span>hikari</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://woem.space/users/astrid" class="u-url mention">@<span>astrid</span></a></span> only the best for our feathered friends</p><p>this is actually how i already treat programming</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.noyu.me/@hikari" class="u-url mention">@<span>hikari</span></a></span> I&#39;ve seen dozens of YouTube videos on how to turn a crow into a friend, but this is the first time I&#39;ve seen someone who wants to have one curse them out! 😈</p>

<p>nobody:<br />catherine: (reading a powerpoint)<br />girlthing it&#39;s on call with: &quot;you are researching a shitpost, aren&#39;t you?&quot;</p>

<p>commercial-grade pronouns (operating range: 0 °C to 70 °C)<br />industrial-grade pronouns (−40 °C to 85 °C)<br />AEC-Q100 pronouns (−40 °C to 150 °C, 2000 cycles min)<br />military-grade pronouns (−55 °C to 125 °C)</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.noyu.me/@hikari" class="u-url mention">@<span>hikari</span></a></span> i&#39;m going to teach crows programming</p>