<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@jacqueline" class="u-url mention">@<span>jacqueline</span></a></span> im not really there to be paid though</p>

<p>nudging the rust/haskell girlies and whispering &quot;hey u know we get paid the same if we do a bad job right?&quot;</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> Why do I own a golden champagne glass containing moss and a bunch of vials? I suppose it’s art. Seems like I won the challenge - where do I send the account details? 🤭</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> I could probably call off sick to work if I drank the toxin, so really it&#39;s a win-win.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> the toxin was the child&#39;s mother</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://digipres.club/@foone" class="u-url mention">@<span>foone</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@munin" class="u-url mention">@<span>munin</span></a></span> (easy hard mode: put the interpreter for the language it&#39;s programmed in into an FPGA)</p>

<p>i would simply drink the toxin because it sounds fun. any monetary gain is coincidental</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://digipres.club/@foone" class="u-url mention">@<span>foone</span></a></span> </p><p>ok ok - set up the echo service on another box on the network, and then do packet shaping to tweak the resonant frequency so that you can send 0x41 every 0.002s</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@munin" class="u-url mention">@<span>munin</span></a></span> bad idea:</p><p>keyboard that lets you reprogram the firmware, and it does it by typing out it&#39;s own source into the attached PC</p><p>(hard mode: it includes the compiler/programmer binaries)</p>