<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> EMACS for Fraggists 3.11</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@porglezomp" class="u-url mention">@<span>porglezomp</span></a></span> the coop is fantastic, i love it</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.opportunis.me/@olasd" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>olasd</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://hachyderm.io/@joeyh" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>joeyh</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@alerque" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>alerque</span></a></span> I think the recommendation "sign your commits" is much easier to act upon than making the (more correct but also more complicated) recommendations that would be a lot more secure.</p><p>There is a risk of getting perfect getting in the way of better.</p>

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@cell@pl.ebin.zone KJV1611 (only half joking tbh)

@cell@pl.ebin.zone it will have a sticker on the cover

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fedi.shorks.gay/@soweliniko" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>soweliniko</span></a></span> I agree. The deliberate false information had its place back when there was a handful of supposedly trusted sources (TV news, the newspaper, etc).</p><p>Now, we're already flooded with false information from sources that want to seem trusted. I have no patience for "funny" false stories.</p><p>I fully agree with making your site in comic sans is the kind of fun things that are perfectly fine, and having a day for that stuff can be a good way to lighten the mood a bit.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://functional.cafe/@haskman" class="u-url mention">@<span>haskman</span></a></span> *looks at calendar*</p>

@ageha@tomo.airen-no-jikken.icu alas, it looks good :nicelookup: