<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@bhaktishh" class="u-url mention">@<span>bhaktishh</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://discuss.systems/@ricci" class="u-url mention">@<span>ricci</span></a></span> I apologize in advance <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/12umcdc/the_first_ingredients_in_this_chorizo_are_pork/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting</span><span class="invisible">/comments/12umcdc/the_first_ingredients_in_this_chorizo_are_pork/</span></a></p>

@PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital @Doll@decayable.ink @Sui@decayable.ink @gh0st1984@decayable.ink @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st @Wormwood@poa.st @sargoysmuck@poa.st shut the up you're a stupid potato you don't even breathe

Dude, cigarettes don't work if they have a filter...

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.de/@iacore" class="u-url mention">@<span>iacore</span></a></span> mmm?</p>

@Doll@decayable.ink @Sui@decayable.ink @gh0st1984@decayable.ink @PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st @Wormwood@poa.st @sargoysmuck@poa.st my retirement plan is corner store scratch offs and Marlboro reds

We have an excellent retirement package.

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> :blobcatflop:​</p>

I haven't gotten very far in like a year, I think after thirty to fifty more times of being unsuccessful I may contemplate retiring.

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@bhaktishh" class="u-url mention">@<span>bhaktishh</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@regehr" class="u-url mention">@<span>regehr</span></a></span> here&#39;s the recipe: <a href="https://www.seriouseats.com/vegan-chorizo-food-lab-recipe" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">seriouseats.com/vegan-chorizo-</span><span class="invisible">food-lab-recipe</span></a></p><p>Though it&#39;s one of those &quot;I didn&#39;t actually do it like this at all&quot; situations, I used the homemade chili paste I made a while back instead of all the chili stuff in the recipe. I did the lentils + tempeh + tofu as described tho</p>