<p>We&#39;ve sailed off the anchor on a starboard tack with sails set up to the t&#39;gallants and braced with a big fan.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@tealeg" class="u-url mention">@<span>tealeg</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog" class="u-url mention">@<span>GossiTheDog</span></a></span> Yep, saw and shared this on bsky…</p>

<p>I&#39;m way too familiar with Brandolini&#39;s Law 😩</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux" class="u-url mention">@<span>gamingonlinux</span></a></span> Please, uninstall.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux" class="u-url mention">@<span>gamingonlinux</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://toot.wales/@ChrisWere" class="u-url mention">@<span>ChrisWere</span></a></span> All April fools should be posted between 0900 and 1200 UTC.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux" class="u-url mention">@<span>gamingonlinux</span></a></span> It&#39;s not even a good joke, like it&#39;s kinda plausible in an actually interesting way. What a weird choice.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@LinuxAndYarn" class="u-url mention">@<span>LinuxAndYarn</span></a></span> Adulthood certainly has its downsides, but lately my adulthood seems to be a constant stream of questions to high-schoolers...</p><p>&quot;Did you get the email? Did you get the form? Did you submit the thing? Do you remember the date? What&#39;s the status of X? Do you actually know how to check email?&quot;</p><p>And I haven&#39;t even gotten to their mastery of pandemic-era fractions yet.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@dabeaz" class="u-url mention">@<span>dabeaz</span></a></span> If high school had prepared me to get into that, it would have prepared me for adulthood better than being in a gifted program did.</p><p>But the problem here is with adulthood.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@dabeaz" class="u-url mention">@<span>dabeaz</span></a></span> If high school had prepared me to get into that, it would have prepared me for adulthood better than being in a gifted program did.</p><p>But the real problem is with adulthood.</p>