<p>I asked the librarian for a book on paranoia.<br />She said &quot;They&#39;re behind you&quot; so I screamed and ran out.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@kev" class="u-url mention">@<span>kev</span></a></span> I use uptime-kuma for most services. Dead simple to set up. I also use it to monitor my upstream DNS resolvers and their DoH endpoints. For more fine grained data I have pfSense but that’s a lot more work.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@kev" class="u-url mention">@<span>kev</span></a></span> updown.io would be less expensive for one single probe, even every 30 seconds <a href="https://updown.io/#pricing" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">updown.io/#pricing</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@kev" class="u-url mention">@<span>kev</span></a></span> put a Raspberry Pi in someone else&#39;s house and get it to ping your server (I do that from my mum&#39;s)</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fosstodon.org/@kev" class="u-url mention">@<span>kev</span></a></span> if you can self host Uptime Kuma that might work (<a href="https://github.com/louislam/uptime-kuma" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">github.com/louislam/uptime-kum</span><span class="invisible">a</span></a>). Pingdom is just over £7.</p>

@Moon@shitposter.club @cereal@shitposter.club according to people who push drm you shouldn't be

"just relax cell, take it easy, you're sick after all"

<p>Looking for advice from the <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Fediverse</span></a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/HiveMind" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HiveMind</span></a>...</p><p>I want to monitor a server on my network. Simple up/down monitoring. Reason being is that I&#39;m having problems with my internet at home, and I wanna see how often it drops out. UpTimeRobot offers 5min intervals for free, but their paid plan is $7/month. That&#39;s more than I&#39;d like to pay for something so simple.</p><p>Any recommendations please, folks?</p>

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