<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Viss" class="u-url mention">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> honestly I’m on a window seat and I’d totally do that tonight</p>

<p>All of my Rust programs wind up being enormous state machines consisting of one single loop and a gigantic nested match statement inside of it, and I feel like at some point this *must* stop working, but so far it is working</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> i wish google maps had a feature where you could track that shit in flight. it would be neat to have folks who are sitting in window seats (if you hold your phone up to the window you&#39;ll get gps, and its hilarious and confusing for maps :D) to be able to report turbulence like they do speed traps or accidents</p>

<p>Was just told by my pilot that the flight is going to be a bumpy and shitty ride. Very glad I just popped an edible.</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> same energy as</p>

<p>I asked the old punk<br />where he finds the strength<br />to go on trying<br />to keep others safe,<br />and he replied that he<br />believes in “pit etiquette,”<br />and when I said<br />“but we’re not in a mosh pit,”<br />the old punk told me<br />that pit etiquette matters most<br />when we find ourselves<br />in the pits of hell</p>

<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@neuronakaya" class="u-url mention">@<span>neuronakaya</span></a></span></p>

<p>OH: &quot;Every year the Pentagon should draw lots and sanction five states at random for defense procurement that year. It&#39;s like training models with dropout&quot;</p>

<p>Britain&#39;s industrialization and capitalism contributed to climate change, so we should ask them for compensation for our destroyed homes in the Philippines. To prevent future calamities, we can invest the money in a giant electric fan and use it to direct the wind towards Britain.</p>