<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@jj" class="u-url mention">@<span>jj</span></a></span> I think 80% of the ppl on the rink could be categorized as straight couples, either both very inexperienced which is when watching them eat shit together was fun; there were also the couples where the boyfriend clearly played hockey or something because of the obnoxious way he skated, and the girl clearly had never been ice skating so he just hovered around her and grabbed her before she fell. But sometimes he fell and that was the funny bit</p>