<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.nathandyer.me/@nathan" class="u-url mention">@<span>nathan</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mcc" class="u-url mention">@<span>mcc</span></a></span> *half a billion* jesus</p>