<p>maybe it's social media, maybe it's being kicked in the head by a horse, but i feel the need to prefix every blog post with</p><p>"This post contains advice. Advice given here is given for beginners, not experts, i.e. choosing operational simplicity over performance. Edge cases and outliers will exist, and this advice may not be the best choice in all circumstances. If you know better, you can ignore it. That's how advice works."</p>