<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/@phf" class="u-url mention">@<span>phf</span></a></span> Don't be silly. Cheetos are one of the great American engineering products, worthy successors of the Wright Flyer, B-52, and Saturn V. You build your cathedrals, we build our bridges, skyscrapers, and Cheetos. The bridges are all falling, the skyscrapers … uh … have had problems, but the Cheetos have remained. Until now.</p>
