<p>To: hr@opm.gov<br />From: Me</p><p>RE: What did you do last week?</p><p>1. I let freedom come my way<br />2. I started out of town<br />3. I saw Sheriff John Brown<br />4. I shot the sheriff <br />5. I went back and shot the deputy too, because he seemed woke</p><p>Sincerely,</p>