<p>FML — Months ago I booked a brief vacation trip to Philly that is now going to coincide with the day of their … Eagles' victory parade.</p><p>I'm sure it'll be *just* like this:<br /><a href="https://theonion.com/philadelphia-enjoys-quiet-week-of-super-bowl-victory-reflection/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">theonion.com/philadelphia-enjo</span><span class="invisible">ys-quiet-week-of-super-bowl-victory-reflection/</span></a></p>
