<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.treehouse.systems/@dysfun" class="u-url mention">@<span>dysfun</span></a></span> hey.. we don't get paid enough to write long variable names</p>
