<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@natanbc" class="u-url mention">@<span>natanbc</span></a></span> My grandpa who was in the military gave me a can opener at one point and said "you know what this is? The only thing the army ever issued to us that worked worth a shit."</p>
