<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> I have a direct drive washing machine from the early 90s. I love it. Why don't you trust me? </p><p>I must be missing something. Am I not self aware?</p><p>I also like Linux. </p><p>(I suspect I'm asking you to explain a joke.)</p><p>Please help!</p>
