<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.coop/@chrisjrn" class="u-url mention">@<span>chrisjrn</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.jacobian.org/@jacob" class="u-url mention">@<span>jacob</span></a></span> hard to pretend the author is dead when the author is literally alive and trying to shiv you and all your friends</p>