<p>Wife: "What were you guys talking about for so long with the door closed?"</p><p>Me: "THE TALK about girlfriends and stuff. Also, the nature of relationships and how to keep one."</p><p>Wife: "You talked about the clitoris?!?"</p><p>Me: "Uh..... well, we didn't start with THAT!"</p><p>Full disclosure: I did talk about THAT at one point--look, I've read the aforementioned books.</p>
