<p>Took kid to an official Big State University tour yesterday. </p><p>Them: "Our rec center even has a waterslide!"</p><p>(later...)</p><p>Me: "Uh, so, how big is this class?"</p><p>Them: "700 students, 1 prof, 13 TAs"</p><p>Kid: "This place is amazing."</p><p>Me: Quietly thinking to myself... "I wonder where one descends faster?"</p>
