<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit" class="u-url mention">@<span>danirabbit</span></a></span> Happy Birthday! 🥳 If we apply the “half your age plus 7” dating rule, you have now just barely edged into my pool of eligible prospects. Please take this as the compliment that it is; you are young, beautiful, and talented!</p>