<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux" class="u-url mention">@<span>gamingonlinux</span></a></span> don't worry, just wait for the thrilling follow-up article, 'sure, here's an 800 word article in the style of newly redundant gaming journalist Eric Hal Schwarz..."</p>
