<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@mcc" class="u-url mention">@<span>mcc</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Intel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Intel</span></a> : goes through hell to design an entirely new instruction set architecture and calls it <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Itanium" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Itanium</span></a></p><p>Everyone: “We'll just take the <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/C" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>C</span></a>++ <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/ABI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ABI</span></a>, thanks. We're going with <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/AMD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AMD</span></a> for everything else. Toodles.”</p>
