<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> I once bought a laptop for the sole purpose of infecting it with malware. The guy at the shop who sold it to me acted like I was adopting a puppy to conduct medical experiments on when I mentioned what I was doing.</p>