<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@floatybirb" class="u-url mention">@<span>floatybirb</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@VeryBadLlama" class="u-url mention">@<span>VeryBadLlama</span></a></span> whoever snores the loudest?</p>