<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://todon.nl/@schratze" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>schratze</span></a></span> The classic: Call into the German sea rescue services: "We're sinking!"</p><p>Response: "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?"</p><p>It indeed only works with the worst accent 🙂</p>