<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> after ridiculing our management for using random bullshit terms like this from inflight magazines, they've recently one-upped me. I kid you not:</p><p>"What is a Data Lakehouse?</p><p>A data lakehouse is a new, open data management architecture that combines the flexibility, cost-efficiency, and scale of data lakes with the data management and ACID transactions of data warehouses, enabling business intelligence (BI) and machine learning (ML) on all data."</p><p>😳😳😳😳 🤷</p><p><a href="https://www.databricks.com/glossary/data-lakehouse" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">databricks.com/glossary/data-l</span><span class="invisible">akehouse</span></a></p>
