<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@shriramk" class="u-url mention">@<span>shriramk</span></a></span> </p><p>To whom it may concern</p><p>I read without complete disinterest your piece dated March 27, which slanders the good name of pirates by association with the most vile confederacy, and further implies that piracy should be constrained to the distant reaches of Narragansett.</p><p>Piracy has been a vital ongoing concern even in the halls of Brunonia these last 25 years, unaffiliated with any treasonous activity. I trust you will offer prompt correction.</p><p>Yours sincerely, etc,<br />- Crusty Alum, '01</p>
