<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@shriramk" class="u-url mention">@<span>shriramk</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://recurse.social/@lindsey" class="u-url mention">@<span>lindsey</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ublog.thirdlaw.net/users/sree" class="u-url mention">@<span>sree</span></a></span> yeah nobody wants to hear you crunching on your potato chips, man</p>