<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit" class="u-url mention">@<span>danirabbit</span></a></span> oh yeah back in ‘47 a flower pot bonked him on the head and his voice became suave and beautiful and he became a famous singer. She had a chat with her therapist and decided to bonk him on the head to make his voice go away so that he’d keep loving her.</p>