<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@whitequark" class="u-url mention">@<span>whitequark</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://chaos.social/@n0toose" class="u-url mention">@<span>n0toose</span></a></span> i will not be expanding this as i don't believe in jokes</p>
