<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux" class="u-url mention">@<span>gamingonlinux</span></a></span> </p><p>The Incel Harness - new from <a href="https://beige.party/tags/EagleTactical" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>EagleTactical</span></a> and TechBroHoldings! Tired of using your hands? Belly nowadays a bit too round for balance? Try the Incel Harness! Keep your actual loved ones close to your heart!</p>