<p>Pretty annoyed with people who tell me that new tools can do the coding for me. </p><p>I love programming. It’s the whole point of being in this stupid industry. I love to write strange loop constructs or figuring out weird API calls. Thinking about code problems is apparently what my brain does at night when my consciousness isn’t looking. Learning - or relearning - arcane programming languages is what keeps me young.</p><p>And now get off my yard, kids, before I bring out my machine code horror stories.</p>