<p>me: "so if you had to shoot me, which ammo would you choose?"<br />her: "hmm... 7.62"<br />me: "soviet or nato?"<br />her: "Yes."<br />me: "if you went with soviet, would it be rifle or tokarev?"<br />her: "i was thinking rifle. i only have three rounds to get the job done, see? really it should be two, but i'm compensating for poor aim"<br />me: "i see!"<br />her: "one to kill, one to check that they're dead... one bonus. it's an expression of being thoughtful!"</p>