<p>"I have a friend who..."<br />Boring, been done for years, often prefix to something bigoted.</p><p>"I know someone who..."<br />Coward's choice. But at least it has some mystery to it.</p><p>"I have an enemy who..."<br />Power move that tells people you know who your enemies are, you have their numbers (and possibly their numbers), and you know how to embarrass them at parties by sharing their worst hot takes. S-tier shit.</p>
