<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://types.pl/@koronkebitch" class="u-url mention">@<span>koronkebitch</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://recurse.social/@lindsey" class="u-url mention">@<span>lindsey</span></a></span> Was an important point in my relationships when I could say "You don't have to shave on my account," but we don't choose our in-laws, alas</p>
