<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@caseyliss" class="u-url mention">@<span>caseyliss</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@film_girl" class="u-url mention">@<span>film_girl</span></a></span> It's really the Disney World of gas stations. Complete with costumed mascots, exceptional restrooms, long lines, and the ability to spend ridiculous amounts of money while still thinking it's all a good deal.</p>
