<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://fed.qaz.red/@elithebearded" class="u-url mention">@<span>elithebearded</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://toad.social/@grumpybozo" class="u-url mention">@<span>grumpybozo</span></a></span> in B, apparently</p>