<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://shitposter.world/users/why" class="u-url mention">@<span>why</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://brotka.st/users/kaia" class="u-url mention">@<span>kaia</span></a></span> I know right its fucked up that someones great aunt would make them sign up for twitter</p>